Dear Joann Fabric Shoppers,

I'm sorry that I have no control over my 3 and 1 year old today! If you hear them yelling as though someone is beating them, well its not a half bad idea! Ma'am im so sorry my daughter attacked your little girl she just wanted the baby doll....maybe i should put a muzzle and handcuffs on her....somedays the thought runs through my head. Oh and sorry my son thinks that the lovely elevator music is break dancing worthy, and he must yell at the top of his lungs as though he were playing marco polo. This is the kind of day that makes me want to put in my two weeks notice and get a real job!!! Can't I just have a time out please?! Needless to say the next time I shop at Joann's I will be all by myself!!